Dear Seth Rogen

You must be exhilarated by the recent announcement that good friend and confidant, Judd Apatow, will be producing “Wanderlust,” a new film starring your old buddy, Paul Rudd, and directed by David Wain.  My guess is, with so many of your friends working on the project, there is going to be a role for you on the film as well!!!  Seth Rogen, with no less than six other films in production, you are certainly going to be one busy bee.

You are not the only one, Seth Rogen, with such a close connection to the filmmakers.  I too have an intimate tie to the project.  You see, my hair dresser’s sister worked with David Wain on one of his prior films.  Can you believe it?  It seems that once more, fate has brought the two of us together.   I have little doubt that my close connection to director David Wain will result in a role for me in the film.  As it turns out, we will both be busy bees this fall.  It is about time we finally worked together, Seth Rogen, don’t you think? 

There is one drawback.  And this is the part I hate about the cut throat business we work in.  You see, Seth Rogen, the female lead has been promised to Jennifer Aniston, an acting peer who (like me) has suffered through years of rhinoplasty rumors. 

I happen to be a big Aniston fan.  I watched all her episodes of Friends.  I even saw her first movie Leprechaun when I rented it by mistake one Halloween. 

Unfortunately, not everyone loves Jennifer the way I do.  Many fans and bloggers are starting to get a little disgruntled with Aniston’s overexposure on the romantic comedy front.  In the past, a studio would balk at such grumblings, but in today’s economy, I fear Universal may give in to the demands of the online community.  As you can imagine, Seth Rogen, with you and I being so close, I do fear that the producers will feel obligated to bump Aniston and give me her part.   I assure you this is not what I am after.  I am sure there are enough female parts to go around.   I personally can’t wait to work with you, and I can’t wait to be brought into the Apatow Family (which I hear is like Jon & Kate Plus 8, except more Jewish), but I wouldn’t want to risk offending Jennifer.  

What should I do when Judd and Rudd offer me the role, Seth Rogen?   I’m stuck between a Rudd and hard place. L.O.L. 

Until then…

Debbie

It is Halloween night, and I have decided to go as a ballerina.  When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a ballerina, a doctor, or a schoolteacher. I wanted to be a ballerina because I liked wearing a tutu.  I wanted to be a doctor because my dad is a surgeon.  I wanted to be a schoolteacher so I could give the kids who were mean to me bad grades… and because I liked holding chalk.

These days I can’t stand the feeling of chalk on my hands.  It reminds me of gymnasts and gymnasts are scary.  Seth Rogen, did you know that most gymnasts don’t get their period due to their low percentage of body fat?  Plus, they are short.  I could never be a gymnast (or a ballerina for that matter) because I am uncoordinated and hate powdered chalk.

Seth Rogen, what are you going as for Halloween?  Do you have an all time favorite costume?  Last year I was a cow girl.  Not a lady rancher, but an actual female bovine.  My friend dressed as a bull.  It was udderly terrific.  L.O.L.  I have to admit, one of my all time favorites was the year I bought a fake mustache and went as Willie Nelson.  With my hair in braids, I looked a lot like him.

Two years ago, my dad went as Eric Cartman from “South Park.”  This might make you think that my dad is “young” and “hip.”  The truth is, my dad only likes “South Park” because libertarians write the show.  If Republicans or Democrats wrote it, my dad wouldn’t watch it and therefore nobody would think he was cool.  Do you find Libertarians scary, Seth Rogen?

Well, Happy Halloween, Seth Rogen.   Hope it’s a scary one.

Until then…

Debbie